Doesn’t he look just like a ring wraith?” she said thoughtfully. “Are you kidding?” replied Cathy, “I most certainly won't be carol singing at your door this Christmas if you've got one of those ugly things hanging on it! ” “No, from Lord of the Rings, ” said Sue impatiently. “I'm sorry, ” snorted Cathy, “I don't watch pornographic material." “Have you never read a book?! ” Sue snapped. “It's about a small man who travels through dangerous lands to drop a ring into a volcano, it's a classic.” “Does sound like a small man, ” she replied, “can't even face his marriage problems full on. .Paul Baxter
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Two people are having an argument in a bookstore. One person, who is trying to convince the other, says "Doesn't he look just like a ring wraith?" The other person thinks for a moment and replies "Are you kidding? I most certainly won't be carol singing at your door this Christmas if you've got one of those ugly things hanging on it!" The first person loses his momentum in the argument and replies "No, from Lord of the Rings." The second person then replies "I'm sorry, I don't watch pornographic material." The first person then replies "Have you never read a book?!" The second person snaps back with "It's about a small man who travels through dangerous lands to drop a ring into a volcano, it's a classic."
Source: The Day Our Gravity Reversed
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